First Sign of the Apocalypse: Jessica Simpson Makes Britney Spears Look Like an Intelligent Mommy!!!

Backstage at her hosting gig at the Teen Choice Awards, Jessica Simpson innocently asked a heavily pregnant Britney Spears if she could kiss her belly. “Hell no!” was Britney’s reply. Simpson is said to have been “really insulted” at the denial.

Cheers to Britney Spears! For the love of Sidney Poitier, what was Simpson thinking? If these two were the best of friends and they were at home, this might be an okay request, but you don’t go around kissing acquaintances' bellies – even if they are nice and round. That’s beyond rude and yet not all that uncommon.